Cleaning Out My Desk

I found these quotes written on little scraps of paper when I was cleaning out my desk (I'm trying to get a head start on the end-of-the-semester cleaning nonsense) Thought I would share them with you...

"Eat it... Eat it... Crack yourself an egg and beat it!" - my suitemate Jody, while cooking

Nikki: "Don't leave"

Me: "I have to. My life is calling me"

Nikki: "Well then hang up the phone!"

"It would be so much easier being stupid" - our dorm mom Mrs. Timms

"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain & bought jewelry" - Rita Rudner, on a placard in our hotel room advertising her comedy show at Harrah's