2 girls + 4 Days in a Car

= random quotes that probably no one else will think are funny:

Day 1

Nik: "Loud noises hurt my stomach"

Cole: "Oh my gosh I want to eat my hands!"

Nik: "It's weird to think that we have eggs"

Day 2

Cole (somewhere in North Dakota): "Why does everything smell like crap every couple miles?"

Cole: "This is what I would look like without a pinky"

Day 3

Cole (reading a sign): "Rapid City"...... Nik: "They do everything fast there"

Day 4

Nik: "Do you think the gym will be open?" ....... Cole: "Are you really gonna go to the gym after you carry in all your boxes?"

Cole: "You have the paranoid look of a speeder"